I think that I shall never see
A billboard as lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis
He who is ridden by a conscience
Worries about a lot of nonscience;
He without benefit of scruples
His fun and income soon quadruples.
(from ogdennash.org; much more is available via other sites too, eg here and here)
The satirical "light verse" of Ogden Nash (1902-1971) often hits the spot - I'm particularly fond of the misspellings. Take these "fables on human foibles" little and often, though - too much at once is overwhelming.
Nash came from a distinguished family - Nashville, Tennessee, was named after one of his forbearers. A Harvard dropout, he worked on Wall Street and as a schoolteacher before becoming a copywriter. His first collection of poems was published in 1931 and was a tremendous success - so he quit is job in the marketing department of publishers Doubleday, and got married. He considered himself a "worsifier", making poems with an anti-establishment quality. He appeared regularly on radio and tv, and drew huge audiences for his readings and lectures.
One of my favorite couplets by Ogden Nash is, "If ever you are called to by a panther,
ReplyDeleteDon't anther!"